"A breast in need is a friend indeed."
"Every dog may have his day, but those are rare; most days, every dog's bitch has him by the balls."
"When you're hungry, eating chicken is an excellent way to avoiding killing an endangered species."
"Playing with fire is dangerous, but fighting fire results in more deaths."
"Don't assume just because people are talking about yesterday that they're dwelling in the past; it's also a matter of learning from history."
"There are infinite versions of what's right in this world; therefore, one must do what he believes to be right, not something he's told is right."