A man called the 6853rd phone number in his phone book late one night. A woman answered, "Hello?"
The man said, "Hi. May I speak with your answering machine please?"
The woman replied, "Uh... I don't have an answering machine."
The man said, "Please call me back when you have an answering machine," and hung up.
Bob had a habit of exhibiting self-destructive behavior to cope with his own reality. Bob knew he had to cease his self-destructive behavior, so he changed his habits to be more beneficial. He stopped doing drugs, and started paying his bills. Bob's new constructive behavior didn't include coping skills, and he later committed suicide.
Trouble is the middle name of the person related to the person whose middle name is Danger. Neither of them have a very good credit rating, and they always use only their middle initial when filling out forms.
If you often feel there isn't a point to anything, try taking up needlepoint.