Mental Dimensions Article and Story Distribution
Andy Alkaline
©Mental Dimensions Humor Ezine
10/09/2005

The IFDC FileGate Project has generously agreed to distribute my articles and short stories across FidoNet. In return for this generosity, I have agreed to water flowers every day for the FileGate International Coordinator, and walk her dog, "Fido." I decided I could do both at the same time simply by walking Fido through her ornate bed of flowers. This would also allow me the opportunity to partake of the glorious plants within the garden, thereby increasing my mental state to the point where I'm able to be creative and write more articles. Once I've written more articles and people are sleeping, I'll be much more capable of executing my plans (a.k.a. evil, diabolical schemes) for world domination, and never again paying taxes to all my governments: City Government, State Government, United States Government, Grocery Store Government, Medicine Store Government, and General Store Government. Sometimes I would like to pay tax to only one entity, perhaps even another country as long as the taxes were lower, and less spread out between so many governments. I think if I had to choose one country, it would be Britain. Britain gave birth to Liverpool where the capitol of the Beatles reside. Also, Britain already has prior experience taxing Americans; I feel they may be more qualified. In addition, I feel much closer emotionally to Tony Blair than Mr. Bush, though I admit I have never met Mr. Blair. From what I've heard in the mainstream media, he seems to genuinely care about Americans, and preserving our way of life for future generations.