Order A Flux Capacitor, We'll Throw in an Acme Hole
by Andy Alkaline
©Mental Dimensions Humor Ezine
.:Capitalism Humor:.
12 Jan 2006
Acme Hole - $5000.00
Slap this hole on any smooth surface; will create an instant portal
to another location in space. Usually ordered in multiples of two,
enabling the buyer to return. Available in black only.
Recycled Condom - $0.99
Help protect the environment, buy recycled condoms, each used only
once. Current half-price sale on recycled condoms that smell like burnt
rubber.
The Brain of George Bush - $5.95
Never been used. There is a $5.94 shipping charge (included in the sale
price). Limited quantities available.
Flux Capacitor - $69,000,000,000.99
As featured in the news special Back to the Future, with Michael
J. Fox anchoring, this will allow you to travel through time. Ordering
the automobile installation manual is strongly recommended, and
only costs an additional $10.99. If installing into a truck or van, add
$4.99. Please pay careful attention to the Acceptable Use Policy and the Terms and
Conditions related to altering the timeline. Mental Dimensions encourages you to time travel responsibly.
Plutonium not included.