Order A Flux Capacitor, We'll Throw in an Acme Hole
by Andy Alkaline
©Mental Dimensions Humor Ezine
.:Capitalism Humor:.
12 Jan 2006

Acme Hole - $5000.00
Slap this hole on any smooth surface; will create an instant portal to another location in space. Usually ordered in multiples of two, enabling the buyer to return. Available in black only.

Recycled Condom - $0.99
Help protect the environment, buy recycled condoms, each used only once. Current half-price sale on recycled condoms that smell like burnt rubber.

You Pay For It

The Brain of George Bush - $5.95
Never been used. There is a $5.94 shipping charge (included in the sale price). Limited quantities available.

Flux Capacitor - $69,000,000,000.99
As featured in the news special Back to the Future, with Michael J. Fox anchoring, this will allow you to travel through time. Ordering the automobile installation manual is strongly recommended, and only costs an additional $10.99. If installing into a truck or van, add $4.99. Please pay careful attention to the Acceptable Use Policy and the Terms and Conditions related to altering the timeline. Mental Dimensions encourages you to time travel responsibly.
Plutonium not included.


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