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Conker's Bad Fur Day
{FAQ/Walkthrough}
Platform: Nintendo 64
Version 0.20
Brett "Nemesis" Franklin
E-Mail: nemesis@flipmode.com
My website: http://nemmysresource.cjb.net


The-chart-that-shows-what's-in-this-FAQ:

i.   Introduction
ii.  LEGAL STUFF
iii. UPDATES/REVISION HISTORY
01.  Walkthrough
     = Chapter 1
         - Scaredy Birdy
         - Pan Handeled
         - Gargoyal
     = Chapter 2
         - Mrs. Bee
         - Poo Cabin
         - Pruned
	 - Yee Haa!
         - Great Balls of Poo
     = Chapter 3
         - Marvin


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i. INTRODUCTION

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*BLEEP* off. You came here for the walkthrough and basic FAQ, correct? So why
the hell are you reading this? This section won't help your sorry ass with
this awesome game now will it? Will it? Didn't think so. Go on and take your
sorry *BLEEP*-ing ass down the page and read the *BLEEP*-ing walkthrough you
came to see.


What's that you say? You want a Story and Controls section? Well *BLEEP* you.
If you really want to read the *BLEEP*-ing Story, then go off and read another
FAQ for this game, or, better yet, go find your Instruction Manual that came
with the game, and read it from there. It'll be easier that way; there are
pictures and pretty colors with that version. You want a Controls Section?
What are you, a *BLEEP*-ing retard? You don't know how to play the game? Well,
if that's the case, then I feel sorry for your pathetic ass.


You're still here? I said *BLEEP* off.


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ii. Legal Stuff

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iii. UPDATES/REVISION HISTORY

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                             Version 0.20 (03/08/01)
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 Added a few more sections to Chapter 2.


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                             Version 0.01 (03/07/01)
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 Everything. Uh...that's all I have to say here. Go away. Now.


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01. Walkthrough

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Here we go, the section you came to see. Does it excite you? Does the fact that
I'll be holding your *BLEEP*-ing wussy-ass hand throughout the game make you
randy? Well, it sure as hell makes me feel all tingley and warm all over.
Especially in my pockets. That's where the penguins live...uh...ahem. Onto the
walkthrough...

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CHAPTER 1: HUNGOVER
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Scaredy Birdy:
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Run around to the left and around the fence perimeter, until you reach the
garden and the scarecrow, Birdy. Speak to him, and do as he says. He'll teach
you about the Context Sensitive pads, where you stand on them and press B. Do
as he says, and try it out once, then run over to the other pad and press B
again on it to cure Conker's hangover. You should have noticed that he was
drunk and had a hangover before, but now he doesn't. Nifty.

Hop into the water, and swim to the green island, and Conker will tell you
to press Z to crouch, then press A once to jump, and A again to do that
funny helicopter tail thing to get across the gap. Do this and fly over to
the log. Now once across the chasm, run past the door, and across the next
two bridges. Continue past these and onto another log. Fly across the next
chasm, and follow the path until you reach a large switch on the side of
the mountain. Jump up and pull it down, and a door will open. Walk up to the
giant gargoyal, and he'll talk to you. Don't approach him unless you want
him to tear you a new asshole. Instead, run back and return to the door you
passed earlier, since it's open.

Pan Handled:
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Upon entering, you'll find a key running around, so chase it, and press B
to knock it down. Take the key back to the door to unlock it again. Now
that you've learned the frying pan attack, return to the gargoyal. 

Gargoyal:
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Hit him with the frying pan to send him to a rocky death...but a rock covers 
up the entrance, so you can't enter. D'oh. Hop onto the rock, and turn to the 
right to find a ledge with a Context Sensitive pad. Use it to get some TNT and 
blow the boulder out of your way, then run and enter the hole.

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CHAPTER 2: WINDY
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Mrs. Bee:
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Watch the cut-scenes, then enter the new area. Go right after collecting
the chocolate pieces for health, and speak to the crying bee. She'll tell
you her hive was stolen, so Conker accepts to retreive them. Head back
to the sign that reads "Naughty" and "Nice", and head the "Naughty" way.
Run up the side of the hill, and past the barbed-wire fences, and you will
reach a golden bee-hive. Grab it, and the wasps will come after you, so make
a run for it back to the sobbing bee. You have to keep running at all costs,
or else they'll hit you, you'll drop the hive, and they'll take it back, and
you'll have to start again. Once back at the crying bee, she'll "dispose" of
the wasps, and give you $100 cash.

Run across the stone bridge near her to find a Context Sensitive pad, but
this one is different. It's for an Instruction Booklet, and you'll have to
dish out $10 to Birdy to use it and learn some more moves. You will learn
The Catapult, a move where you can use a slingshot to hit various items or
things. Use it now to kill the red beetles on the hill (4 of them), and a
door at the top will unlock. Run through the door that was unlocked at
the top, and enter the new area [See: Chapter 3: Big Barn Boys - Marvin].

__It is recommended that you scroll down and complete as much of Chapter 3 as 
you can, to earn more cash, and to get the chapter out of the way.__

Once you get $200 (you can get the other $100 from Chapter 3: Big Barn Boys),
take it, and it'll turn 10 o'clock. Run back to where you shot the dung
beetles with your slingshot, and enter the area to the left, the area that 
is "smelly".

Poo Cabin:
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In this area, enter the house that is now open near the entrance. Talk to
the Dung Beetle, and he'll tell you to make the cows crap, and he'll give
you a big ball of poo. Wow. Hope into the hole he makes for you to start
the fun.

Once inside of the poo sewers, head out to the ledge where there are a lot
of ropes hanging from the ceiling. Hop onto the first one in front of you,
then hop to the right of the rope to find another one you can grab onto
with your tail-spin action. Make your way to the right side of the room,
where there is a series of ropes next to each other, with each one going
up higher than the one before it, all with a piece of chocolate between
them. Use these ropes to make your way to a large hole in the wall, where
a drain is. Hop into the drain, and head left and up the ramp to go outside.

Pruned:
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From the entrance to where you find the bull, go left and near the wooden
plank area. There is a grassy ramp near the back of the wooded area, so
use that to hop onto the wood shed, and make your way up the side of the
wood sheds, avoiding the poo-balls, until you reach the top of a large
steel faucet with an arrow pointing in a clockwise direction. Stand on
this saucer, and run in the direction the arrow points. This will cause
the saucer to spin, so do this until some prune juice comes out of the
faucet and fills up the bull's trough. Return the way you came, and back
down where the bull is.

Yee Haa!:
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Stand near the target which came out of the wall, and wait for the bull
to charge you. When he gets close enough, do a super jump out of the way,
or just fly away with your tail. Either way, just dodge his attack. If
done right, the bull will hit the target. This is very easy, and should
only take 1, maybe 2 tries. A door comes down, and out comes a female
cow.

Now another target will come out, so run near it, and let the bull hit
the target. It will get it's horns stuck in it, so while he's stuck
there, hop on top of the bull. Time to bull ride. Press B to activate
the bull ride, then ram the cow. She'll get annoyed and go over to
the prune juice and drink it. Now she has the screaming shits. Darn.
Watch as she squirts it everywhere and runs to shit in the inner-grate.
After you're done watching, you take over with the bull again, so line
up your aim with the cow once more, and ram her again to kill her off.

Once the bull throws you off his back, run near the purple prune juice
sign, and make the bull ram the target there, and watch as another cow
comes out. You probably won't notice, but another cow comes out, and
so does another large target. Make the bull hit this large target so
he gets stuck, and ride him again. Hit the cow 2 times to make her
go and drink up the prune juice like before, then ram her as she's
shitting again. You may have to wait for her to begin to shit, so just
run around until she is in the central "shitter". Now one more target
will appear.

Make the bull hit this target, and another cow will come out. Do the
same thing as you did before with the other 2 cows, but this time, you
have to ram this cow 3 times before she drinks. If you miss her and
go towards the outer watery area, the bull will throw you off, and you'll
have to mount him once more. Kill the last cow, and the bull will fall
into the poo-hole where the cows took their shits. 

Sewage Stinks:
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Go back through the door where you came into this area from, and the
area is now filled to the brim with watery shit. Swim to the Context 
Sensitive pad to learn how to swim underwater. Swim back into the center
area, and find the wooden beam at the top where a piece of chocolate
lies. Hop on, and you can find a tail-thingy at the end of the beam. Swim
back to the entrance where you first entered THIS area, where you can
find a wad of cash screaming for you. Swim to the surface of where the
cash is screaming to find it, $100. Take it, then swim back into the
central area, and swim to the very bottom of the area, and into the
black hole to exit.

Great Balls of Poo:
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Once outside of the cabin, you'll find that the dung beetle made you a
giant ball of poo just for you. Push this one up the side of the large pile of
poo near the cabin. There are attacking dung beetles here, so wait for
them to fly into the side holes before they attack you. Push the ball of
poo up the side of the mountain until you reach the "king" Dung Beetle.
Push the ball of poo off the ledge and onto the king, blowing him up because
Conker added some TNT to the ball. Return to your next ball of poo.

Push the poo-ball past the ladder near the cabin, and around the perimeter, 
and push it off the ledge, and onto a armored guy below. Jump down to where 
he is, and find the switch behind him (the green switch), and jump on it 
and hit B to smash the switch, and to drain the lake. This opens up the 
entrance to Chapter 4.
 
Return to your ball of poo (they regenerate after using one), and push this 
one back up the winding ramp on poo-mountain, and to the top where a hole 
awaits. Push the ball into the hole, and it'll drop down through the mountain, 
and out of the boarded up entrance that now leads to Chapter 5. Hop onto the
top of the mountain with a super jump, and grab the wad of cash yelling
for you. $100 cold, hard cash.


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CHAPTER 3: BIG BARN BOYS
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Marvin:
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Head to the right and forward to find a rodent and 2 blocks: The one on the
bottom wants that "fat-ass bitch" off him, and if you can get rid of that
rodent, he'll help you.

Run back the other way (to the left of the entrance), and find the area
where some large blocks are hopping up and down, and you'll find a corral of
sorts with cheese in it. Approach the block named Burt, and he'll open the
gate for you. Enter it and take a piece of cheese, and take it back to the
rodent. Do this a total of 3 times, and the rodent will explode, and the
fat bitch of a block will jump off the other one. Use these guys to hop
onto the pipes behind them, and make your way to the roof, where another $100
lies.


>>More to Come<<


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