Notice #1:
 This guide, like the game it is written for, is not intended for anyone
 under the age of 17. Bah, who am I kidding? Regardless, unless you're into
 potty humor and stuff, stay away from the game and this guide. Just a
 friendly warning.

Notice #2:
 If you want to use this on your site, just wait until I have more stuff on
 it. I really don't have much here yet. I'll announce when it's ready to be
 viewed everywhere, but for now, I think 2 or 3 is the max for this.
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Guide Info:
 FAQ/Walkthrough for Conker's Bad Fur Day for the Nintendo 64
 Version 2.0
 Written by SquidGirl
 Started: March 6, 2001
 Released: March 6, 2001
 Last Updated: March 9, 2001
 Finished: ---

Contact Info:
 Email: becky@chronosquid.com
 AIM: chronosquid
 ICQ: 91070341

Sites where this guide may be found:
  - http://www.chronosquid.com
  - http://www.gamefaqs.com
  - http://www.gamespot.com

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   t a b l e  o f  c o n t e n t s :
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    1. Introduction
    2. Mini-Review
(I) 3. Game Basics
        o Story
           (Manual Version)
           (My Version)
        o Characters
        o Getting Started
        o Basics
        o Controls
(I) 4. Walkthrough
(I) 5. Special Moves
(I) 6. Side Quests
(I) 7. Mini-Games & Fun Stuff
(I) 8. Multiplayer Games
(I) 9. Maps
(I)10. Codes
(I)11. Secrets
(I)12. FAQs
   13. Coming Soon
   14. Copyright & Contact Info
   15. Credits/Thanks
   16. Update History

(I) = Incomplete
(N) = New


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1. Introduction
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Hiya, and welcome to my Conker's BFD guide. This is the third of what I hope
will be many guides written by me, and it's gonna be updated infrequently as
I still have to finish my other two. I should probably do that instead of
this...but...*shrug*. And to quote the Paper Mario guide...

Since I'm writing this during my first trip through the game, I give you no
promise as to the completeness of it. But once I play through the game a few
more times, I'm pretty sure I'll have found everything. But until then, deal
with my incompleteness.

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2. Mini-Review
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This is based on my first impression of the game. Nothing much yet. I'll fix
it when I finish the game. I suppose.

Graphics: 10/10 - The graphics on the N64 don't get much better than this, if
they get better at all.

Sound: 10/10 - Cool new songs, and kickass sound effects. Dolby surround
rocks the house.

Story: 10/10 - Drunk squirrels? Rare wins a 10 on this one.

Gameplay: 9/10 - It's almost the same as DK64 and Banjo-Kazooie...except the
multiplayer mode is cooler, and you can pee on people.

Rent/Buy? Buy. Unless potty humor ain't your bag. But if it isn't, why are
you even looking here?

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3. Game Basics
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    o Story
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Manual Version
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Note: This version comes from the official instruction booklet.
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Conker had mentally left the conversation. His mind wandered to thoughts of
his girlfriend Berri and why he had such a problem with him having fun
without her. As he sat contemplating giving her a call, he moved
uncomfortably in his chair. His bladder ache had now reached the point where
it couldn't be ignored.

"Conker!" Came the cry from the group seated around the table, making Conker
jump. "It's your turn."

"Okay, okay. But first I've got to call Berri to let her know I'll be late."
He stood unsteadily, then just before staggering off, decided that maybe the
toilet was a more pressing issue.

The evening wore on, adn the beer kept flowing. One round became another, and
then another, until Conker reached that awful moment of realization:

"Guys, guys. I think I've had too much." He paused for a moment, nearly
retching then and there. "I gotta go..."

At the next table a couple of pretty little chipmunks sniggered and whispered
something to each other as Conker tottered slightly, then nearly lost his
balance completely.

"I don't think he can hold his drink," he overhead the nearest one say.

"No, indeed," his sly-looking friend replied.

Conker toyed with the idea of vomiting on the both of them but decided that
perhaps it wasn't such a good idea with their boyfriends sitting opposite.
For some reason, they were dressed in combat fatigues and engaged in a most
heated debate...

"The war! The evil Teddy Bears have overrun the Grey Squirrels' homeland! We
signed up this morning, and you should do the same, Mr. Red Squirrel." At
this point, several grey squirrels around the alehouse leveled accusing
accusing gazes at Conker. "If you have any sense of decency and honor, that
is."

"I think you just hit the nail on the head," Conker replied as he attempted
to stand once more. "I'm definitely going now. Good-bye!"

On the way out, two of his old school chums grabbed him by the arm, shouting,
"One more for the road, Conker?" And before he knew it...

"Slammers? Oh no, not slammers!" They were lined up in frong of him--eight in
total. Oh well, tomorrow was another day...

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My version
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Note: This version comes from my twisted little mind.
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Conker went out with a few friends and got piss-drunk. That's about it. So
far, anyway.

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     o Characters
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Conker:
 "When he was young, Conker's parents always told him, "If you want to get
 anywhere in life, don't touch alcohol, don't be materialistic, and never,
 ever urinate in a public place." Conker's parents are--to say the least--a
 bit disappointed."

A feisty small red squirrel with some snazzy shoes, Conker is your main
character hereabouts. He likes to pee on things. I wanna write my name in the
snow...

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Berri:
 "The first time Conker introduced Berri to his mates at the bar, everyone
 thought that they made an unlikely couple. Whereas Conker is short,
 impatient and cate, Berri is tall, impatient and cute. They all agreed:
 "It'll end in tears!"

Conker's grey squirrel girlfriend reminds me of Jessica Rabbit from Roger
Rabbit. Anyone else? No? Oh well. She exercises a lot. She wears pink. 'Nuff
said for now.

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Birdy:
 "He's usually drunk, but nevertheless, a wealth of knowledge is to be had
 from this slightly unsavory character. If you ever see a scarecrow looking
 unsteady on his post, it's probably Beardy, err... Birdy!"

Birdy's a great guy. He has a nice sign that says "Feck Off Birds" and he
likes to drink. Can't beat it, eh?

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The Fabled Panther King:
 "It is said that over three hundred years ago, the great Milk Wars raged
 between the Weasel King and the oldest known race of squirrels, the Kulas of
 Conk. The Panther King came to power when he betrayed the Kula--banishing
 them to The Dark Place--and chopped off the legs of the Weasel King. It is
 unknown whether or not any of this actually happen, but it makes for a good
 story to scare naughy little squirrels."

I love scary stories, don't you? And anything that mentions milk...well, I'm
gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life now.

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The Beast of Poo Mountain:
 "This local horror story started several years ago when a dung beetle named
 Tezza mysteriously disappeared during a tea break. The story goes that one
 minute he was sipping away quite contentedly, and the next, a few ripples on
 the surface of the sewage were the only indication that he had been there at
 all."

Ditto the above, except replace milk with poo.

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The Evil Tediz:
 "The first use of teddy bears as weapons of war seems to stem way back to
 the early years of the Milk Wars. They proved deeply ineffective, as their
 stuffing was flammable and their button-lik eyes kept falling out. But now
 it appears the Tediz are back, only this time much stronger and in greater
 numbers."

Eek! Killer teddy bears! Run for your life!

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The Grim Reaper (A.K.A. Gregg):

Gregg's a squeaky li'l guy. He'll tell you about Tails and stuff. There's
really not much to say about him, so just laugh at him.

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     o Getting Started
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Right. I shouldn't have to do this, but there are probably a few people out
there that haven't a clue what they're doing. So here goes.

The first thing you'll need to do is set up your TV. That shouldn't be too
hard, right? Riiiiiight. So set up your TV according to your instruction
manual, take the fork out of your electrical socket (if there isn't one in
there, don't worry--that's perfectly alright), and plug it in.

Now, set up your Nintendo 64, if you haven't already. Use the instruction
manual included with your system to do this. It's basically just plugging
things into the hole with the same shape and/or color. When that's done, take
the cartridge out of it's box. You can handle that, I think. When you've done
that, insert said cartridge, open side down and picture side forward, into
the Nintendo 64 cartridge slot. Yeah, that's the thing that's covered by grey
flaps.

Now, make sure your controller is plugged in, and your Rumble Pak, or cheap
third party Rumble Pak wannabe, is popped into the back, with whatever
batteries it requires. When your controller is ready, set it down somewhere, or
hold it. Either way, make sure the Control Stick (it's the round thing on a
stick in the middle that moves when you push on it) isn't tilted at all. If
your controller is 6 years old, like mine, and has taken a heavy beating from
Diddy Kong Racing or other such games, like mine, you might have to hold it
in place, as such controllers have a tendency to lean independently.

When that's taken care of, slowly reach over, and push the Power button
(that's the one on the left) on your Nintendo 64 into the "on" position. Now,
you're ready to play.

When the Title Screen shows up (it says "Conker's Bad Fur Day" on it in big
letters, and it has a snazzy cool image, and it tells you to press Start. It's
not hard to identify), after you've watched the little intro thing, or maybe if
you press Start during it, press the Start button. That would be the little
round red button in the middle of your controller (above the Control Stick).
Before you can actually play, you'll need to make a file to save your game in,
so let's move on to the basics of that.

Choose one of the three files available, and press the A button (it's blue).
Voila. Now you're playing. Congratulations.

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    o Basics
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Saved Game Slots:
 "Each of the tavern's three exits represents a Game Save Slot. Simply select
 the slot you want to use, then go through that door to get started. Your
 game will be automatically saved to that slot as you play."

Nobody says it better than Rare, but I'll give it a shot. Basically, what
they're saying is, start a new game with one of the available slots, remember
which one it was, then you can continue at the spot next time you want to
play.

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Options:
 "You can also set various game options from inside the Cock and Plucker.
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 Sound: "Choose Mono (indicated by a single speaker), Stereo (two speakers)
   or Dolby Surround Sound (five speakers)."

   I _so_ *heart* Dolby Surround. Use Mono if you have a mono TV, Stereo if
   you have a stereo TV, and Dolby if you have it. Simple as that. Actually,
   I'm not really sure. I made that up about loving it. I use stereo. Anyone
   out there know anything about Dolby? 'Cause I don't.
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Cheats: "Input a code, then wait to see if it's accepted by the friendly
   neighborhood Fire Imp. He won't mince words and is easily offended, so
   please, mind the language!"

   They're right, y'know. Be nice to the nice guy. Maybe I'll share some
   codes with you. ^_^ I have to find them first, though.
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Chapters: "Replay your favorite areas. You must have already completeted an
   area in one of the save slots before you can access it here, but once you
   have, replaying it here won't affect your saved game."

   Once you do something, you can redo it over and over again in the chapters
   section. Which means you don't have to start new games every time you
   wanna replay a level. Cooooool.

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     o Controls
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 L Button.........................Skip cut scene
 R Button.........................Look Around
 Start Button.....................Bring up Pause Menu
 D-Pad............................No funtion
 Control Stick....................Move/Crawl
 C-Left...........................Rotate Camera
 C-Right..........................Rotate Camera
 C-Up.............................Change Camera Zoom
 C-Down...........................Realign Camera
 B Button.........................Attack
 A Button.........................Jump
 Z Button.........................Crouch/Crawl

-Skip cut scene only works after you've viewed a scene once.
-Look Around to see your surroundings.
-The Pause Menu lets you quit if you want to
-No function does nothing. Strange, eh?
-Moving involves running, walking, or tiptoeing, dependend upon the pressure
 placed on the Control Stick
-Rotate Camera pretty much moves the camera back and forth.
-Change Camera Zoom moves the camera closer or farther away from Conker
-Realign Camera puts the camera behind Conker's head. Hold it to keep it
 there.
-Attack uses Conker's frying pan or whatever.
-Jumping heights vary with combinations of buttons and stuff. Crouch first to
 do a high jump.
-Crouching prepares for a high jump, crawling (Z and Control stick) is a way
 to creep along silently and stuff.

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4. Walkthrough
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The game opens on Conker, sitting on a throne. A Clockwork Orange comes to
mind...at least it did for CyricZ. Having never had anything to do with A
Clockwork Orange, I'll just take his word for it and hope he's honest.

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     Hungover
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Your tutorial area... Why does Rare put these in every game? I dunno about
you, but I prefer the Super Mario approach to it, in which you have all your
moves at the beginning... Ah well.

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Scaredy Birdy
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When you gain control of Conker, the first thing you'll want to do is take a
trip around the fence and into the enclosure. So, stumble on over to the
other side of the fence and into the enclosure. There, you'll meet Birdy.
After talking to him, stand on the circular thing with a B on it and he'll
talk to you again. Press B. Think you can handle that? Yea.

That doesn't do diddlysquat, so head back out (he opens a shortcut for
you... Aw, how sweet. ^_^) and try that on the Context Zone (to quote the
manual, "A.K.A. B Button Pads") out there to get rid of that hangover.

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Pan Handled
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When that's all done and over with, swim across the river and onto the green
island-like thingy right before the waterfall. Don't worry about falling off.
If you do, there's a tunnel at the end that takes you right back up to the
top.

Anyway, get to that island. Once you're there, move around a bit, and Conker
will remember a few moves. The Helicoptery Tail Thingy and the High Jump.
Whee.

Well, that was fun. Now take your fuzzy tail up that ramp-type thing or
whatever (use the Helicoptery Tail Thingy to cross the gaps), and when you
get to the top, you'll find a bigass gargoyle sitting in the middle of the
bridge that leads to your path home. Well, that could present a problem.
Especially if you get to close.

So back off a bit, and look to the right. See that switch thing? Jump to it.
You might have to do a high jump. Conker will grab it and pull it. A door
will open down below. Jump back down the ramp-type thing, and go into that
open door.

The door slams and locks behind you, so run around a little bit, and Conker
will suddenly remember that he was a frying pan warrior. Um...I suppose it's
better than a cupcake... Anyway, chase after that key, and whack it to knock
it out. Walk over it to pick it up, and head over to the door to get out.

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Gargoyle
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I don't know why Conker couldn't just remember the frying pan when he had to
whack the gargoyle, but I guess he's just gotta deal with certain things
first. Anyway, as you've probably guessed, you've gotta walk up to the
gargoyle and smack him upside the head with your pan.

After a nice big splash, it's bye-bye gargoyle, hello bigass boulder. Grr.
Well, the boulder's a bit easier to get rid of than the gargoyle, so just do
a High Jump/Helicoptery Tail Thing onto it, and a Helicoptery Tail Thingy
over to the right onto the platform.

The obvious solution here is to hit the B Button, as it's a B Button Pad. Use
the obvious solution. It's usually the best one, in cases such as this. Boom.
Path cleared. Go on in.

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Cutscene! The table has a problem. And Anti-Gravity Chocolate doesn't help
here.
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Windy
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Windy introduces you to life, death, and the birds and the bees. Well, the
bees, at least. Whee.

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Mrs. Bee
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Go down the path, collecting chocolate. When you've got a full life bar
(careful--don't fall!), take a right at the sign (Nice), and you'll run into
a weeping queen bee. Conker will talk to her, and she'll tell him about her
problem. Those damn dirty wasps took her hive. Alright, easily remedied.

Go back to the sign and take the path to Nasty. Go up the hill, avoiding the
barbed wire fence (you don't even need to go anywhere near it) and the honey
or whatever on the other side of the path from the aforementioned fence.

At the top of the hill, you'll find the Wasps' nest. You're not here to fight
them, or explore the nest, so just grab the hive (it's that thing that looks
like a hive sitting in front of the nest) and beat it.

Run down the hill, around the honey patch, and down the path to Nice. Stay on
the path. Do not fall in the water. Do not crash into the wall. Wasps hurt.

If you do lose it, go back up to the hill and into the center, ignoring the
circling wasps. Then take off with the hive again.

When you reach the queen bee, Conker will chuck the hive back onto its stand,
showing remarkable aim, and the queen will go inside and break out the
machine guns, decimate the wasps, and reward Conker. Eat lead, mother
buzzers.

You'll see a few dung beetles conversing amongst themselves, then it's up the
hill for you. Stand on the Context Zone, and Birdy will show up. Context
Zone. Ten dolla. Urry up and buyee! Birdy will sell you a manual for $10,
then hop off. The money will escape and return to Conker, so you just got a
free manual. Sweet.

Now, time to shoot down these dung beetles. Using whatever knowledge of
physics you might have, aim that slingshot for all you're worth. It takes two
shots to knock out a dung beetle, and after the first hit, the beetle's out
for blood, and it's a moving target. Just fire off another shot right away,
and it won't have time to move out of line.

When you've taken out all four of 'em, head on up to the top of the hill.
Fork in the road. Whee. The left path smells a bit pooey. Take the right
path.

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Check out the weasel's calculations in the cutscene, then it's on to Barn
Boys for you.
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     Barn Boys
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Marvin
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Head on in, and cross the river. Check out the right side of the level to
find a few hunks of metal and a gaseous mouse. Stand in front of the mouse
when he burps to watch Conker vomit. Ooooo. Stand in front of the big metal
things to talk to them. Demanding fella, ain't he?

Now go the other way. Take the upper path, and you'll find s'more big metal
things. Wait until they're facing you, then run right up against them (while
they're on the ground) and press forward on your control stick, so that
you're running forward as soon as they jump. Yay...no Conker pancakes for us!

When you've successfully evaded the second metal thingy, you'll see a herd of
cheese. You can jump in and knock a few out with your frying pan, but you
can't jump while carrying anything, so stand in front of the metal thing
that's sitting outside the pen before going in. It's Burt, of course. And
he'll open the gate for you.

So go on in and stalk your mighty prey, kick its ass with your frying pan,
and tote it back to the mouse. Make sure you don't get hit by a metal block
(they squash the cheese), and when you reach the mouse, Conker will throw the
cheese to him. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

When you've given the mouse 3 hunks of cheese, he'll explode. Ew. But at
least you solved Jack's problem...

And you can solve everyone else's problems next time I get around to updating
this thing. So have fun with what I've got, and enjoy.

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5. Special Moves
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Context Zones (A.K.A. B Button Pads): "When Conker steps onto a pad embossed
   with a large B, a lightbulb will appear over his head, accompanied by a
   ting! sound. That means that Conker is in a Context Zone, and all you have
   to do is press the B Button. What happens next will depend on what's going
   on at that particular point in the game. Be careful, though, because the
   lightbulb could appear at any moment--not just when Conker's on a B Button
   Pad!"

   Well, that's basically it. Some pads are more useful than others. More on
   these when I find a few more.
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Climbing: "You can make Conker cilmb ropes and ladders simply by having him
   jump onto them, then using the Control Stick to make him clamber up and
   down. Press the A Button to let him release his grip and jump off at any
   time."

   It's pretty easy to do this. Just move the control stick up and down.
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Swimming: "When Conker enters a deep enough pool of water, you can make him
   swim along the surface by using the Control Stick. And once you've
   collected the Confidence Pill, you can press the B Button to make Conker
   dive. If you hold down the B Button, Conker will kick his feet and
   maintain a steady speed. Use the Control Stick to steer him along."

   Now, this, I have done. And it's quite like any other swimming you've done
   in Rare games. Move the control stick. Your character moves. Oooo. But
   there's not much to say on the subject, so this is all you get.

   "When Conker is underwater, keep an eye on the picture of his face that
   will appear in the corner of the screen. When his eyes start to bulge and
   look ready to pop, it's time to come up for air."

   No comment on that, as I haven't done any diving yet.
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The Helicoptery Tail Thing: "When he jumps, Conker can spin his big, hairy
   tail to create lift and slow his descent. To make him perform this move,
   press the A Button to jump, then press it again and hold it down. Use the
   Control Stick during this time to manuever our hero around. Chicks really
   dig this move, but don't forget that a squirrel's tail is only so strong.
   Conker won't be able to keep up this move forever, so watch out for those
   high cliffs."

   I've done this a bit, but not considerably so. It reminds me of Tails from
   Sonic and Tails, if you know who he is (and you should! Shame on you if
   you don't!). Anyway, this is a great move. It's rather useful for crossing
   long gaps. And I love the name. ^_^
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Bouncin' Pitchforks: "Franky the Pitchfork will do most of the work, but it's
   up to Conker to guide him while hanging on for dear life."

-Control Stick: Move Franky around in any direction.
-A Button: Force Franky to jump.
-B Button: Send Franky into his two pronged attack.

   I haven't used this one yet, either. Don't ask me about it.
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Jet Board: "Once on the board, it's up to you to stay there, avoiding
   pillars, jumping crevasses and ducking Brontosaurus legs."

-Control Stick Left/Right: Steer the jet board
-Control Stick Up: Engage the the jet board's afterburner, increasing
   Conker's speed.
-Control Stick Down: Slam on the brakes.
-A Button: Make Conker stamp his foot on the back of the board, causing it to
   jump.
-B Button: Make Conker take a quick swipe with his trusty frying pan.
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Raptor Riding - The Tank will be covered in the next update. Please check
back later.

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6. Side-Quests
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I don't even know if there's anything for this category yet, let alone
writing it...pssssh.
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7. Mini-Games and Fun Stuff
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Later.
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8. Multiplayer Games
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Well, all I can say about this is that I suck at the one I played. But I
probably just need practice.

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9/10/11/12. Maps/Codes/Secrets/FAQs
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Err...Here. Have a few codes. Enter these into the code thing on the options
screen:

wellyyop: Allows you to play as Conker in Deathmatch and Race (Multiplayer)
spunkjockey: Use a chainsaw or samurai in multiplayer game.
eastereggsrus: Play as "The One" (Matrix Conker)

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13. Coming Soon
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    = Objective
   o = Percentage chance of that getting done (don't ask where I get these
       :P)
   x = Done



Mar. 7th, 2001:
     More walkthrough stuff!
    o 90%

     A few more sections
    o 7%

     A few more codes
    o 12%

Mar. 6th, 2001:
 My projected content for the next update:
x    A better start on the walkthrough
    o 90%

     Finish the first few sections
    o 37%

x    Add a bit more on the characters.
    o 2%

 I think that's about it. So basically, in short paragraph form and all that,
 for the next update, I'll probably give you a bit of a walkthrough, maybe a
 few things from the first sections or so, and a bit more info on the
 characters.


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14. Copyright and Contact Information
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If you contact me with something from the no-no list, I'll probably reply and
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your entire existence. Then I'll just treat you like everyone else, until you
make me mad again.

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15. Credits/Thanks
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Author:
   SquidGirl (becky@chronosquid.com)

Quotes (in Game Basics/Special Moves sections):
   Official Conker's Bad Fur Day Instruction Booklet

Inspiration:
   A whole lotta things

Thanks to:
   A whole lotta people, including (but not limited to)...

-Scott Zdankiewicz
-Jason Leisure
-Thanos Necrosis

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16. Update History
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* = Current Version

 March 6, 2001 (v1.0): Added beginning of walkthrough and lots of little
   sections.

*March 9, 2001 (v1.1): Walkthrough, typos, and codes. Whee!

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                                  Thank you!
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