Did you hear about the redneck who
passed away and
left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's
fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a
redneck?
The good ol' boy raises
livestock.
The redneck gets emotionally
involved.
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!
Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky....
"Hey, you don't sweat much for a
fat broad.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone
out right away."
Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied,"On Eucalyptus Drive. "
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How bout if I drag her over
to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say;
"I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There's tobacco spit stains on
both sides of his pickup truck.
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moose head is a
beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in North Carolina to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out
of the high schools.
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for
cars.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the
half shell.
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