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IZZAT SO?!?

A Long Happy Life

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case
of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'

 

"Twenty-six," he said.


 

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