; Taunts file for Championship Hearts/Spades (same file for all)
; Supply all taunts for all players so it will work in both Hearts & Spades
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; Name0 = I bid Nil (Spades only)
; Name1 = Thank pard who helped (Spades), Stopped other moonshot (Hearts)
; Name2 = I lost a big trick (Spades), I took the QS (Hearts)
; Name3 = I won a big trick (Spades), I dumped the QS on someone (Hearts)
; Name4 = I took 18+ points and/or blew my Moonshot attempt (Hearts)
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;change player names and taunts in the "" marks to yours
;go down the list as if it were listed from player 1-8 because it is
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"HenryTheRed0"      "It will be easier if you don't resist.... and less dangerous(so dont ask me what I was thinking to go nil with this hand!)"
"HenryTheRed1"      "Who wants some?....who's next? (Translation: Get um pard!)"
"HenryTheRed2"      "I should have let you DIE(Translation: Hey I counted that trick)"
"HenryTheRed3"      "I am Henry The Red...Duke o Shale...Lord of the Morthlands and Leader of its Peoples(so there) !"
"HenryTheRed4"      "Now you see that evil will always triumph(Translation: I played that all wrong!)"
"HenryTheRed5"      "Evil Laugh"
"Gwenit0"           "300 years of waiting...for nothing( Nil?...with this hand?!)"
"Gwenit1"           "Such heroic non sense( They are bagging you pard...wake up!)"
"Gwenit2"           "I..AM...VERY....DISAPPOINTED!(and Cranky too!)"
"Gwenit3"           "When the 3 planets are in eclipse....a black hole like a door is open...and evil comes(Translation; in other words I got the cards woo hoo)!"
"Gwenit4"           "You're right ....you're right I shouldn't have done that!!(Translation:I had a blond moment!)"
"Gwenit5"           "Evil Laugh"
"Wetra0"            "Wait a minute...hold it!!( I didnt bid nil?)"
"Wetra1"            "They don't make women like that any more!!(Amen)"
"Wetra2"            "Are you? or are you not The Black Angel of Death?...(If not stop taking my tricks!)"
"Wetra3"            "Let me tell you of the days of HIGH adventure!( he took a trick at last the braggert)"
"Wetra4"            "Any Survivers??"
"Wetra5"            "Evil Laugh"
"Thorn0"            "Let's GO!"
"Thorn1"            "And so IT BEGINS!"
"Thorn2"            "I fear that the only way to stop thoses possessed by the spirits of the book is the act of bodily dismemberment!..(yes well you figure it out)"
"Thorn3"            "Who's laughing now?"
"Thorn4"            "Chants a spell to ward against evil card players"
"Thorn5"            "Evil Laugh"
"Himly0"            "Chants the Bad Hand Spell...2 of Spades...Jack of Diamonds...Jack of Clubs!"
"Himly1"            "What is thy bidding my Master!"
"Himly2"            "(Speaking of tricks) The others are gone now!"
"Himly3"            "There was an AGE undreamed of(Translation: Hey I got a TRICK!"
"Himly4"            "The book of the Dead,,(shoot I lost it..wonder what the fine will be??)"
"Himly5"            "Evil Laugh"
"Tar0"              "The unknown beckons me...I must heed the call!( so I bid nil p)"
"Tar1"              "NO GOOD can come with so much evil in thine heart( gjp)"
"Tar2"              "Alas this bodeth evil for thee and thine(Rats p..what happened?)"
"Tar3"              "At last all the auguries fortell victory!(the omens are with us pard)"
"Tar4"              "DOOM..doom doom...all I see is doom(a pessimist at heart lol )"
"Tar5"              "Evil Laugh"
"Domin0"            "ooooo somebody stop me"
"Domin1"            "Just a quick chant to increase pards ability to pull cards from thin air!"
"Domin2"            "You shall never obtain the niagridabecan!( but if you do..hope it isnt contagious)"
"Domin3"            "I have many skill(wont go there)"
"Domin4"            "You shall never obtain the niagridabecan!(geez what a dissappointment)"
"Domin5"            "Evil Laugh"
"Scrot0"            "WHY have you disturbed OUR sleep????!( Translation: RUN He is awake!)"
"Scrot1"            "Priest...you and those before you have served US WELL!"
"Scrot2"            "Its not NICE!!!"
"Scrot3"            "We are the things that were.... and shall be again...Waaaahahahahaaa!"
"Scrot4"            "We want what is YOURS!!!!"
"Scrot5"            "Evil Laugh"
