South Park Rally FAQ/Walkthrough for the Playstation and Nintendo 64. 
Version 0.8, 4/28/2000
Started on 4/28/2000
Copyright 2000 by Earthshaker

Anyone may reproduce this FAQ electronically, but do not sell it for 
money.  If you wish to place this on your website, do so with this 
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will be some serious legal trouble!!!  You can also email your 
comments, questions, gripes, suggestions, etc. to the above address as 
well.  By the way, the most updated version of this FAQ will be found 
at www.gameFAQs.com.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TABLE OF CONTENTS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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1. Revision History
2. Introduction **Updated**
3. Items 
4. Raceways
5. Scenarios **Updated**
6. Thanks
7. Repeat Copyright and *NEW* Quote from Cartman *NEW*

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~REVISION HISTORY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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5/6/2000- Version 0.85-A minor update.  I've been so busy playing 
rentals and sweating my butt off that I really haven't been able to do 
much else.  Don't worry, when I finish opening my pool today you can 
expect to see more updates

4/28/2000- Version 0.8- This is the first version of the FAQ.  I ran 
out of time, so I didn't finish the Championship Mode races, (as a 
matter of fact, I barely started them.)  Items and tracks are done, 
though.  

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~INTRODUCTION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I'm tired tonight, so just a short introduction.  South Park Rally is 
simply the best racing South Park game released so far, as it actually 
has more replay value than the other two games!  IMO, it is on par with 
Mario Kart as a great racing game!  Plus, the hilarious sounds we all 
know and hate/love are in here, which is South Park's main charm.  And 
one final note before I start since this IS a South Park game, I'm 
sure none of you will be offended by some cursing (anything censored on 
the Message Boards at GameFAQs will remain censored here as well.)


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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ITEMS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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This section describes each of the items you can collect in South Park 
Rally, and use to make your opponents go into a cursing frenzy while 
they fly through the air.  

*^*^*^Yellow Box Items^*^*^*

MR. MACKEY'S BALLOON HEAD- Pressing Z with this selected fires a 
rainbow-colored peace sign straight ahead of your car.  If a player 
gets hit with it, his or her head will expand and his car will float 
above the earth.  After a sudden drop, the player has some majorly 
reduced speed.  
-It's got an average firing time between uses.
-You only get one per box.

PUKE- Press Z and you blow chunks behind your car.  If anyone runs over 
this puddle of yellow matter, they slow down dramatically and lose 
control of their car.  This lasts until the puke comes out of the 
tires.
-The firing time between these is terrible. 
-You get two per box.  

MR. HANKEY- This is an immediate pickup.  The moment it is activated, 
Mr. Hankey circles around your car and will absorb a hit from a weapon 
or a bad effect item (like Pinkeye and Spooky-Vision.)  He disappears 
once this happens. 

KITTY- Bad Kitty!  Pressing Z launches the feline terror forward.  She 
will hone in on the nearest car and become a whirlwind.  This whirlwind 
is the exact same thing as the earthquakes in the Volcano: it will slow 
the person down and only allow him/her to steer when he/she touches the 
ground.  
-The firing time between these two is EXCELLENT!
-You get two per box.


*^*^*^Purple Box Items^*^*^*

WEIGHT GAIN 4000- Beefcake!  This is an immediate pickup.  The moment 
you pick it up, your driver grows and shrinks.  If anyone touches your 
driver, he will go flying as if he had hit the School Bus, Bulldozers, 
or Booktastic Bus.  

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA- As Ike says, "Poopy!"  Hitting Z drops a pile of 
watery feces on the ground.  Hit it, and an explosion ensues, followed 
by your car flying through the air.  It's great for setting traps.
-The firing rate between these is average. 
-Three per box.

ANAL PROBE- Cartman's greatest fear!  Hit Z, and this thing comes out 
of your rear end and fires a laser.  If anybody gets hit by it, they 
get stopped short and begin singing with a disturbing face.  This could 
be one of the best pickups!!
-The firing rate between two or more of these is terrible.  
-One per box.


*^*^*^Red Box Items^*^*^*

TERRANCE TURBO- Toot toot!  You get a minor speed boost when you pick 
this up.  It fires immediately, and can be found in Terrance boxes 
around the courses as well.  

RATS- They're what drag away Kenny.  Time to repay the favor by hitting 
one!  That's not a good thing though, because your car begins acting 
like you are driving on ice, while the blood stays in your tires.  
-The firing time between rats is EXCELLENT!
-You get three in a box.

CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS- This is a straight-firing projectile.  
The salty chocolate balls aren't good for much, except for knocking 
items necessary to win in championship mode loose.  
-The firing time between these are okay.
-You get three in a box.

HERPES- Firing this launches Frida the hooker to chase after the 
nearest car.  If it connects, that player gets red dots all over his 
screen, which will not go away for the rest of the race.
-The firing time between each Frida shot is okay. 
-Only one virus-inducer comes in a box.


*^*^*^Green Box Items^*^*^*

CHEESY POOFS- Cheesy poofs kick ass!  These are like Salty Chocolate 
Balls, except a cluster of them fire at once, and each one bounces off 
of each slope it touches.  Anyone who gets hit, goes flying!
-The firing time between these is good.
-Three of this useful item comes in a box.

MEXICAN STARING FROG- The best mine IMO!  Drop a Mexican Staring Frog 
behind your car and if anyone gets within a large radius of it, the 
frog will send out a shockwave, and anyone who gets hit by THAT will 
have their car turned to stone, which cuts its speed and control WAY 
down.
-The firing time between these is average.
-Only one of this item comes in a box.

PHILLIP PHART- A VERY nice pickup.  Press Z and a cloud of gas erupts 
from your rear end, and speeds your car up considerably.  Unlike 
Terrance Turbo, you can save these for later.
-The firing time between these is terrible.
-THREE of these items come in a box.

UNDERWEAR GNOMES- Launch these and little gnomes sing while chasing 
after the nearest car.  If they touch a car, they will steal all of the 
items on that character.  It can definitely get annoying, if people 
launch them at you!
-The firing time between these is okay.
-Two of these items come in a box.


*^*^*^Blue box items^*^*^*

WATER BALLOON- This mortar-like item fires forward from your car, and 
when it hits the ground, it explodes into a blue shockwave.  This 
shockwave will push anybody but you away.  Unfortunately, this isn't 
very useful, because it does not stop you, merely hinders you until it 
disappears.  Hold down Z, and the balloon launches farther.
-The firing time between these depends (on if you tap the button or 
hold it.)
-Two of these items come in a box.

FAKE COW- Anybody who goes on a cow ramming spree will definitely hate 
this item rather than flying away, it explodes, and launches the 
person airborne!  
-The firing time between these is okay.
-Only one of this item comes in a box.

CAFFEINE- This is an automatic pickup.  Blue skids follow your tires, 
and speed you up, and it seems to last a bit longer than the farting 
pickups.

SPARKY THE DOG- The gay dog fires from your car with Z, and chases the 
nearest car.  While it moves slowly, if it touches a car, it will begin 
to **** it, and that car will be stopped short for a LONG time.  
-The firing time between these is bad/okay.
-Two of this item comes in a box.


*^*^*^Other items^*^*^*

Spooky-Vision!- This comes in a random box.  Five semi-transparent 
pictures of Saddam Hussein fill your screen.  It's incredibly annoying, 
but learn to avoid it.  If you have Mr. Hankey before you hit a box 
with Spooky Vision, 

Pinkeye- This rare item comes ONLY in its own box.  This is like a 
variation of the thunderbolt in Mario Kart, except longer lasting, and 
a little different.  Drivers will turn around and drive in reverse, so 
their steering is reversed as well.  They will also move much slower.  
It's particularly useful on Turkey Day.


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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~RACEWAYS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Simply put, these are the descriptions of the eight raceways in South 
Park Rally.  

*^*^*^THE CITY^*^*^*

The city is the first place unlocked.  The starting point is at the 
southernmost point, and if you follow the road forward, you will find a 
circle, which is where you will be A LOT.  Running horizontally through 
the center of the city is the railroad track, and north of the tracks 
is a large open area with rampaging snowplows.  On the southeastern-
most point of South Park is a square, with a parking lot in the middle.  
In this square is normally the 3rd checkpoint.


*^*^*^THE FARM^*^*^*

Once you reach the Cow Days race in Championship Mode, you unlock the 
farm in multiplayer mode.  There are four barns along the perimeter, 
and one in the center, along with a chicken coop.  In the northwestern 
point is a useful open area with a bull in an enclosure, and at the 
northwestern point of THIS area is a pinkeye box!  Be careful of the 
farmer that drives around maniacally!!!


*^*^*^BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY ANIMAL SANCTUARY^*^*^*

Once you play Valentine's Day in Championship Mode, you unlock Big Gay 
Al's pad!  There is a big rectangular section in the center, which has 
some furniture, blaring radios, and a swimming pool!  (Don't dive in 
though.)  On the northeast wall, there is an entrance to the dance 
floor, and on the northwest wall, there is an entrance to a skating 
rink!  The starting point is at the end of the Big Gay Boat ride, which 
runs through the north track.  Most of the southern part is outside, 
with a big area in the center, and two towers in the other open areas.  
By the towers are two ramps lined by Terrance boxes.  Upstairs is a 
giant balcony, and at the intersection here, there is a secret passage.  
It leads somewhere in the Big Gay Boat Ride, where you exit via a pass-
through painting of a figure skater.


*^*^*^THE SEWER^*^*^*

You unlock this after playing Spring Cleaning in Championship Mode.  
The sewer is the most basic racetrack, but it's still fun.  It is 
basically a large oval, with a square of tunnels in the center.  At 
each corner of the square is a large open area.  In the northwest area, 
you can use Terrance boxes to go flying up a ramp and into a UFO, which 
leads directly into the four open areas!  


*^*^*^THE FOREST^*^*^*

Open the Read-A-Book Day race in Championship Mode to unlock this.  
This place includes two bridges across Stark's Pond- one is a paved 
road, the other is a natural bridge.  There are cemeteries and 
buildings scattered about, but most of interest is the area with 
teepees, because in Championship Mode, this is where the checkpoint 
appears both races.  In the southernmost point is the petting zoo, 
where chickens, lollipops, or other items normally appear.


*^*^*^THE MOUNTAIN^*^*^*

The Mountain becomes unlocked when you play Easter in Championship 
Mode, and is the LARGEST and most confusing area in the game.   Most of 
note are the railroad tracks, the large center area, the bridges over 
water, and the northern area.  Starting in order: the railroad tracks 
have entrances behind the starting point and the east side of the large 
center area.  The large center area itself is a great place to hang 
out, because items appear en masse there.  The bridges over water are 
to the east of the center area, and is a major place to pass through.  
The northern area is a large open area, and the northernmost road leads 
to a jump where, if you miss a Turbo, you will definitely fall into a 
gap.  Head west to exit to the center area.  


*^*^*^THE VOLCANO^*^*^*

This is the most annoying track, which opens when you open Memorial Day 
as a race in Championship Mode.  There are random spurts of lava all 
around the track, and if you touch it, you will dissolve and appear 
elsewhere, as if you fell very far or fell in water.  This leads to an 
annoying glitch, where you may keep driving into the lava until A.) the 
race ends or B.) someone hits you out of the cycle.  As for the layout 
of the track, there is a major "circle" around the outside of the 
volcano, with pitfalls to the outside of the mountain (don't drive too 
close to the edge!  This perimeter leads into several openings into the 
volcano, with the northernmost one leading to another, smaller oval 
with a crater of lava, and a bridge on the west side leads to an area 
in its center.  There are other minor tunnels in here as well.  


*^*^*^THE GRIDIRON^*^*^*

You only get to play this in multiplayer, and only during the scenario 
Ass Battle.  All it is is a football field with item boxes at both 
sides, behind the goalposts.  Nothing else special.


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These are all the races in Championship Mode, in order.  I only have 
time to do the first one tonight, but I'll catch up on the other ones 
next update.

RALLY DAYS #1- This is just a normal race, set in the City.  Drive 
forward into the circle, and head to the left, over Checkpoint 4 
(nothing happens yet!)  Go over the bridge of the railroad, and follow 
that road to the open area.  Checkpoint 1 is here.  Follow the road 
some more to the railroad crossing, where Checkpoint 2 is located.  
Cross the railroad, and ignore the right turn.  Continue until you see 
the left turn: take it.  Follow the curve, hitting the turbo, and 
follow the curve until you see another left.  Check it, and go around 
the square.  In back is Checkpoint 3.  Keep following the square, and 
once you leave, go forward (you should see the starting point under the 
tunnel.)  Continue to Checkpoint 4, which is on the left side of 
circle, like I mentioned before.  To win, you have to repeat this cycle 
two more times, but be the first to cross Checkpoint 4 a third time.  
SECRET COIN- Go behind the buildings on the outside of Checkpoint 3's 
square.  It is there somewhere.
UNLOCK- Get the Cheat Sheet by not collecting any item boxes, but 
winning.  May be a bit tough to get, because you may slip up and forget 
to not grab a single box.

RALLY DAYS #2- This race is also set into the city.  However, this is 
not a traditional race: you must find the Rally Days trophy and take it 
over checkpoints 1, 2, 3, and 4 in numerical order.  One great tactic 
to win this easily is just to cruise around town, picking up Anal 
probes and or Sparky items, then waiting by checkpoint 4 for the trophy 
holder.  You can then freeze him, ram him to grab the item, and cross 
the checkpoint for the win.  But, if you'd rather take it over the 
other checkpoints by yourself, I'll let you know a minor walkthrough.  
The trophy is at the northern point, where the snowplows are on the 
roads (look for the blue rings surrounding it.)  Run into it to pick it 
up, then head to the road connecting the right part of the circle to 
the easternmost point of the railroad track.  Checkpoint 1 is here.  
Now, go to the square in the southeastern part of town, where 
Checkpoint 2 is (in the same location where Checkpoint 3 was in Rally 
Days #1.)  You should know where Checkpoint 3 is, because it was in the 
same area as the trophy.  Finally, Checkpoint 4 is right behind the 
starting point.
SECRET COIN- Go onto the railroad tracks.  In one of the two tunnels 
(I'm not sure which side.) is the coin.  
UNLOCK- Get the English sissy Pip by collecting the trophy, crossing 
Checkpoint 1, losing the trophy, then gaining it right before 
Checkpoint 4 and crossing that.  You can unlock Mr. Garrison, too, if 
you cross over all four checkpoints yourself.  

COW DAYS- Contrary to what the mayor says, secret government research 
went terribly wrong, and now every racer has mad cow disease!  Even 
more unfortunately, there is only one cure, and it takes two minutes to 
take effect!  So naturally, the racers are fighting tooth and nail on 
the Farm for it.  If a racer has a green arrow over his/her head, 
he/she has the cure!  Go ram them or hit them with a weapon.  The 
former will give you the cure automatically, Once you have the cure you 
will have the red or green arrow over your head, indicating you have 
the cure, and also indicates that everyone will chase you.  NOTE: If 
you have the red arrow over your head, the racers will still chase you, 
but until it turns green, you can not lose the cure.  
SECRET COIN- Check the corners of the barn filled with hay.  It's 
wedged between a large haystack and a wall.
UNLOCK- You can get Bebe by intentionally losing but wait, there's 
more!  You must NOT touch the cure at all!

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THANKS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I'd like to thank Yutz, because his FAQ helped me unlock many secrets 
in this game.  

Thanks, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, because without you two, there 
never would have been a South Park.  


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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~REPEAT COPYRIGHT AND A QUOTE FROM CARTMAN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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South Park Rally FAQ/Walkthrough for the Playstation and Nintendo 64. 
Version 0.85, 5/6/2000
Started on 4/28/2000
Copyright 2000 by Earthshaker

Anyone may reproduce this FAQ electronically, but do not sell it for 
money.  If you wish to place this on your website, do so with this 
disclaimer intact, and be sure to contact me before you do so at 
Earthq3846@aol.com.  If you do not do so, I WILL find out, and there 
will be some serious legal trouble!!!  You can also email your 
comments, questions, gripes, suggestions, etc. to the above address as 
well.  By the way, the most updated version of this FAQ will be found 
at www.gameFAQs.com.


And now a quote from our favorite fat-ass, and I'm sure you won't be 
offended if you have even opened this FAQ

"Next time you do that, I'm gonna chop off your wee-wee annnnnnddd 
put it on some bread annnnnnddd feed it to Kitty!
